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OHHH FUCK NO MY FRIEND JUST TOLD ME HE SEES DE!ONS AND THIS DEMON NAMED KYLIE HAS BEEN TORMENTING HIM CAN I HELP HIMM

disturbinglymindless — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:54:25 -0500

disturbinglymindless:

And im like you my homie but… nigga im savedddd…..(is that wrong?)

IS THIS NIGGA SERIOUS?

I've also took the liberty to name the elephant Cursor, Churro In honor of the way Princeton names things.

disturbinglymindless — Sat, 29 Sep 2012 23:40:33 -0400

So say hello to lil churro ^_^

This blog have Re-Opened.

disturbinglymindless — Sat, 29 Sep 2012 23:37:05 -0400

Hope you like the theme!

The next trance should be…..in about two weeks, but feel free to reminisce on old trances ~ Your lovely Author.

OMG I LOVE #32 that made me crack up

disturbinglymindless — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 19:24:45 -0400

Thank you! You know what else I love…..

…..sorry…I don’t know why I just…
That was completely inappropriate of me… it just wasn’t the time.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS INNAPROPRAITE!?!

Seriously…she talks about murders and dieseases at dinner time… it’s quit disturbing.

lol….k bye.

#32 I wonder what would happen if I tried to "flatter" MB at a signing?

disturbinglymindless — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 19:05:15 -0400

Me: *Walks up to princeton first* Hello!
Prince: HI! *signing posters*
Me: Ya know, you played the best cupid ever in history!
Prince: *smiling* thank you*
Me: I mean you WERKED that half man-baby-boy diaper!!! YASS!
Prince: *laughing passing the poster to prod*
Me: Thank you! *smiles and moves to prod*
Prod: Hello! How are you?
Me: Well, I'm dead so- *shrugs*
Prod: *smiling* What?
Me: I'm Dead. Well, I MUST be dead, because there's an angel in front of me! ;D
Prod: *Laughs and passes poster to roc*
Me: Thank you!
Roc: Hi!
Me: Did YOU know that theres 8 letters in Roc royal?
Roc: Ha, yeah......
Me: There is ALSO 8 letters in "You's FINNNNNNNNNNE!!!!!"
Roc: *Laughs* Thank you, *Passes poster to Ray-Ray*
Me: Thank you! *Goes to ray-ray*
Ray-Ray: Hello-
Me: What's today?
Ray:Umm, friday-
Me: Oh, it must be my birthday because "Your presence is the only present that I really wanted! IT's priceless! WHAT YOU GOT ON IT!?!"
Ray: *Laughs* thank you.
Me: No, Thank YOU....for being born. O.o *Walks away with poster like a creeper*
Prince: *to boys* She was funny-
Me: *pops up from table* THANK YOU!
Them: *moves in shock*
Me: Are you guys slender, because you haunt my DREAMS!
Them: O.O
Me: Am I R.Kelly? Because I'd like to be trapped in your closet.
Them:
Me: I feel like Justin bieber because I could just "DIIIIIIIIIEe In your ARMS!"
Them:
Me: Is it hot in here, wait no, It's you.
Me: I envy the air that you breathe, because you breathe it.
Me: I think god spent extra time on you all.
Me: Did you hear that? That was the sound of my heart attacking.
Me: Seriously, I think I'm about to die.
Me: Oh wait, I'm already looking at heaven right in front of me.
Me: That's right, your faces.
Me: All the artists in the world couldn't come up with the master piece that is Your faces.
Me: Seriously, Your parents did a great job of reproducing.
Me: Give them a gold medal.
Me: *Gets dragged away from security guard* ARE YOU WIFI, BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO BUILD A CONNECTION!!!!!
Princeton: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!
Me: I was just repeating it because the words came out of your GORGEOUS FACE!!!! BUT DON'T WORRY! BEAUTY ISN'T SKIN DEEP! I LOVE YOUR SOULS! AND MUSIC! AND PERSONALITIES OH GOD, LET ME LOOOVEE YOOOOOOUUU!!!
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Lol, I'm kidding, I wouldn't say half of that. Mainly the last half lol.

I Love The Introduction! You got my part all right >.< lol

disturbinglymindless — Sat, 18 Aug 2012 20:27:19 -0400

Lol! Thank you!
I hoped you’d like it! I really didn’t know if i stayed true to the characters but so far I guess it seems to be going right! I’m excited to continue writing!

And that is very true in real life. Get on my bad side and its over. Haha. :)

disturbinglymindless — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 22:55:54 -0400

Lol, then things are working out really well then

OMG imma bad-ass.?? Haha the intro is very interesting.!!

disturbinglymindless — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 22:27:30 -0400

THANK YOU! And Yes, you’re gonna be a bad ass, but not like a mean girl bad ass but you know, have a lot of sass.

#32 I wonder what would happen if Paris Jackson showed up at #1 Girl tour

disturbinglymindless — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 18:59:41 -0400

Paris: *in front row Screaming her ass off*
MB: GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
- After concert-
Paris: *Puts instagram photos up captioning them* BEST. NIGHT. OF. MY. LIFE!
Paris: *Uploads picture hugging with Princeton* LOOK AT ME AND MY HUSBAND!
-2 Minutes later-
News Reporter: "Where here on the Insider, michaels daughter already married?"
News Reporter: "Here one E news! We have an EXCLUSIVE instagram picture with no other than PARIS JACKSON, who captioned a picture "Look at me and my husband" has she eloped to rebel against the Jackson family once again!?
News Reporter: "Welcome back to CNN, Now Marsha, I'm looking at this picture and it seems that she went to this concert by HERSELF, and some friends, went back stage to meet the boys, and fell in love, what do you think?"
*Cut to other reporter*
Marsha: "WELL! I STRONGLY DISAGREE! BECAUSE SHE WENT TO THE CONCERT SO SHE LOVED HIM BEFORE HAND! AND SHE HAS INSTAGRAM PICTURES ALREADY UP! TODD!"
Todd: Well! Don't you think She's a little too young to date?!"
Marsha: NO! THAT'S WHAT KIDS DO!?! THEY DATE TODD! YOU PROBABLY HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN THE SECOND GRADE! JUST BECAUSE SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF MICHAEL JACKSON DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S DIFFERENT! SHE'S. A GIRL. GIRL'S HAVE FEELING. THE HAVE CRUSHES.
Todd: Well, yeah-
Marsha: WELL YEAH NOTHING!
Paris: -.- ... what ELSE is on T.V?
- Meanwhile -
Princeton: *On instagram* Hey guys, Look what some fan bought me ^_^

Screaming Hollywood: Introduction Part 2: The Girls

disturbinglymindless — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 18:06:47 -0400

Screaming Hollywood:

“Kimberlyn! Would you just relax?” I say taking a bite into my apple.

She’s always over stressing things. We’ve all got her back, she should just calm down, it’s not like we won’t get the work done in time.

“Look, Irlanda…” She says stressfully searching through draft papers on a drawing desk. “Everything has to be PERFECT for Mr. Crawford doesn’t like it, it won’t be premireing.”

“When’s it gonna premire anyway?” I say chomping down on the apple.

“IF he likes it…” she says scanning through papers, giving me only half her focus. “it should premier, sometime next year…”

“NEXT YEUR!?!” A bit of the apple escapes my mouth, and I wipe the juice from my lips.

She looks up annoyed at me, glaring. “Yes, Next year. And that won’t happen if I turn in a draft with APPLE DROOL ON IT!” She flicks a piece of apple I dropped off of her papers.

“Now, PLEASE. Go put this in the scanner.”

“UGH!” I moan grabbing the stack of papers she handed me.

I mean, I love her, but Jesus, she’s so bossy. She doesn’t have ONE fun bone in her body. I mean, jeez…. Always STRESSED ALL of the time! It’s annoying. And kinda irritating too.
Always bossing me around. “Irlanda! Do this! Irlanda do THAT!” In a couple years when I graduate, I’m not gonna do ANYTHING but get money!

*Knock Knock Knock*

“IRLANDA! COULD YOU GET THAT!? I’M WORKING ON MY DRAFT!”

“Ughh!” I slam the papers down inside of the scanner.

I know something she can make a DRAFT OF!

I roll my eyes irritated and swing the door open. “Hello, may I help you?” I say without even making eye contact with the stranger.

“Yes, you could get out of my WAY!”

I dart my eyes up offendingly. “Excus- OH HEY!” A smile breaks my face as I leap into a hug.

“Oh HEY!” He mocks. “What’s with the attitude?” We releases me from the hug.

“Kim is really working me.” I groan, letting him inside.

“Oh, sucks to be you…” He smirks.

I glare at him, closing the door as he walks in laughing at himself.

“Oh whatever, just distreact her.”

“Distract her?” He says putting a briefcase on the table.

“Yes.” I nod, folding my arms. “Distract, as in get the attention off of what she’s currently doing.”

“And why would I do that?” He raises an eyebrow.

“Ray, when you walk into the ROOM she’s distracted. All you two ever DO is flirt.”

He rolls his eyes. “Umm, no. She’s just a friend.”

“Yeah, alright…” I shut my mouth.

They TOTALLY like eachother. Unlike me, I don’t have TIME to settle with one guy, I’m a free flying bird. I do whatever I want. Well, I don’t want to do much… Just maybe…go to the beach and play vollyball, or watch a game on T.V….and I don’t need a boyfriend to do that!

“Then what’s with the breif case, Ace?” I rhyme cleverly.

“Cute.” He once again raises his eyebrows. “Check it out.”

He unlatches the locks and opens it up. I cover my mouth in awe.

It’s literally an artists dream. There’s thirty-seven thousand different ink pens in multiple colors. Erasers. Pencils, and not Number two, but all different sizes of led. And rulers, and even sharpeners.

“Jeez, how much was all of this?!?”

“About five hundred dollars….” He shrugs like that’s nothing.

“Do you understand, that’s TWO of my collage books that you spent on colored pencils and crayons!”

He laughs closing the breifcase.

“So, where is she?”

“In her “office”.” I roll my eyes pointing to the backroom.

“Cool.” He says getting up off the table, stuffing his hands in his pockets, wandering back there leaving the breifcase.

“YAY! Freetime” I say to myself taking out my cellphone. “Hmm, wonder what Khamil’s up to? She better not be going through my stuff…”

Ugh, what to do, what to do? Irlanda is frickin’ ALWAYS working, leaving me to do nothing…where am I even GOING?

Looking around the city at the big tall buildings, admiring the vast views, and the flow of the people.

“Take a look at my girlfriend! She’s the only one I got!”

“Not much of a girlfriend! I never seem to get alot!”

Wow, were is that beautiful sound coming from? It’s- It’s…CUPIDS CHOKEHOLD! But, different, It’s like an acoustic version…but with drums?

I push my way into a crowd to see a couple of guys singing, playing the guitar, and drums.

I nod my head to the beat, and not less than three seconds later my body starts moving to the beat, and I’m stealing there spotlight.

I can’t help it, but when music plays, I can’t help but dance.
Dance runs through my blood. I wish my parents could understand that.

The crowd claps and throws change in there guitar cases as they evaporate away, going back to what they were doing.

Well, this is awkward, maybe I should just go-

“HEY!”

I freeze in motion.

Probably going to yell at me…

“What’s your name?” One of the guys say.

“Khamil.” I smile nervously.

“Well Khamil, you’re one hell of a dancer.” He smiles.

“Thanks” I smile more generously. “Sorry, I couldn’t help but dance…”

“It’s cool, we weren’t really trying to perform either, we just had that song stuck in our heads!” He laughs.

“But, we made a profit off of it!” The other smirks grabbing and holding up the paper they made from the gutair case.

“That’s awesome.” I laugh.

“Cool, maybe we could do this again sometime…”

I nod. “That’d be terrific. I love performing.”

“Great!” He says. “Umm… Maybe could I get your number?”

I grin taking out my phone, adding a new contact.

“Here…” I say handing the phone to him. “Why don’t you both add your number and I’ll text you sometime.”

“Sounds good.” He smiles handing the phone back.

“Well, I’ve gotta get going.” I wave. “Bye, See you around.”

” So come out and show your Support for the Charity Basketball event. Together, we can make the world, a better place.”

“And CUT!” The directer says and the film crew scatter around.

Finally, that was tiring, my wig is itching…

“HEY!”

I turn my head walking off of the set.

“I just want to thank you for being in this commerical.” A rather large man says, grinning ear to ear, standing before me.

I look him up and down. “Mmm-hmm?” I walk past him.

That dude is a frickin GIANT….he’s a WALL. A BRICK wall at that….

I hear laughter and spin around to see the wall laughing.

OH HELL! NO! I KNOOOW this fool ain’t laughin at me…

“Excuse me, sir?” I say walking as fast as I could, clicking my high heels against the concrete flooring, strutting back over to the brick wall.

I’ve GOT to come up with some more comfertable high heels that still keeps it classy.

“Hmm?” He says biting his lips, grinning big.

I squint an eye, placing my hand on my hips. “What are you laughing at, Sir?”

He bursts into laughter again, shaking his head no. “I’m sorry, it’s just…you seem scared of me….”

I gasp. “Excuse me, I don’t know who you THINK you are, but umm, I’m Paige, Google me baby. Ah-huh, but I’m not afraid of ANYTHING!”

He raises his eyebrows.

“Besides Spiders!…..And Bats! …. and Bugs! And Lions! ….And Crocs…those shoes are hideous. ” I shiver.

He throws his hands up in sarcasm. “Woah! We got a bad-ass over here!”

I furrow my eyebrows. “Ok, LOOK MR.” I point at him. “If you don’t like me, then just leave the set. You are DISMISSED”

He bursts into laughter again.

This loser is insane, like a football player on steroids.

“Paige.” He shakes his head sighing. “You can’t dismiss me.”

“AND WHY NOT?”

“IT’S MYYY charity event!”

My jaw drops, and I lick my lips.

“Oh…..Hi Roc.”

I am soooo stupid! How could I not recognized it, I blame the wig! These bangs all in my eyes……this messin up my eyesight!

“Hello!” He laughs. “So are you really afriad of me?!”

“NO!” I pout, crossing my arms. “I’m only afraid of REALLY terrifying stuff, like getting assassinated at hospitals and stuff…. but NOT yo ass.” I roll my eyes.

“Oh yeah?” He says smirking, arching an eyebrow.

I just give him more attitude instead of an answer.

“Then,” He bites his lips “Why don’t you go out with me?”

My eyes pratically pop out off my head.

“Umm…”

And thats the end of the introduction ^.^

hey still love the blog of course :) so when will u continue the screaming hollywood trances?

disturbinglymindless — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 16:20:48 -0400

friday

How to annoy someone who does NOT ship Raynique

disturbinglymindless — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 16:50:47 -0400

Me: Look how STAR-RAY it is out side!
Them: -_-
Me: Woah, what a STAR-RAY NIGHT!
Me: It's like a big RAY of Stars!
Me: Like seriously, the blue twinkling star is SOOOOOO pretty? don't you think?
Them: -.- ... no.
Me: Hey, look, that STAR, is separated from the vast RAY of STARS! It's like a stRAY STAR!.
Them: -_-
Me: WOAH LOOK!!!
Them: Where!?!
Me: RAY UP THERE! THAT STAR IS PRETTY!
Them: -_-
Me: And you know what comes after a STAR-RAY night?
Them: -_-
Me: a RAY! of SUNSHINE! In the BLUE sky
Them: Oh god...
Me: And if it RAY-ns ....a big BLUEtiful RAY-nbow.
Them: I'm leaving.
Me: WAIT! DON'T BE THAT RAY!

I can see Trance #31 Happening! lol I bet some people just go to meet and greets to only see one of the members smh! but I wouldn't know since I never been to one -_- Anyways good story ^.^

disturbinglymindless — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 21:45:47 -0400

Lol, it sorta did happen and QUICK! ITS FUNNY THAT YOU JUST ASKED BECAUSE IM DOING YOUR PART IN Screaming Hollywood. RIGHT NOW! ^_^ Do you have a nickname?

#31 I wonder what would happen if I were at a meet and greet and a fan was being rude to prod

disturbinglymindless — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 20:31:03 -0400

Girl: I brought you guys presents!
Princeton: WOW! THANK YOU!
Ray: That's sweet of you...
Roc: Thank-you.
Girl: Ha, you thought I forgot someone didn't you...
Me: *thinking* I was about to say, shoot, shit would've got real....
Girl: Here, myles!
Myles: Thank you! You shouldn't have.
Me: *Twitches* Zoe, calm down...find your center...find your center.
Prod: *Smiles awkwardly*
Man taking picture: Alright smile....
Girl: WAIT! Can I have a picture with JUST prince, roc, and ray?
Me: WHATT!??!
Ray: No, we're a group.
Prod: -_-
Me: THAT'S SO RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL!
Roc: O_O
Prince: O_O
Prod: 8}
Ray: *Trying not to laugh*
Me: ALL THE WORK HE PUTS IN ALONE JUST TO DO THIS? AND YOU TREAT HIM LIKE HE'S NOTHING? WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHY ARE YOU ALIVE RIGHT NOW? WHAT IS WRONNNG WITH YOU!?!
Girl: Excuse me?
Me: ARE YOU ACTUALLY TALKING RIGHT NOW!? YOU HAVE THE NERVES TO SAY WORDS AFTER YOU JUST SHOWED UP TO A MEET AND GREET AND DISRESPECTED THE LEAD SINGER!?! YOU KNOW YOUR WASTING A TICKET RIGHT NOW!
Girl:
Me: I should scalp you. O.O
Girl:o.O?
Me: *creepy voice* Walk away.....
Girl: Hey! I payed like everyone else here-
Man taking picture: Look, do you want your picture or not?
Girl: YES! *rolls her eyes*
Me: WHAT'S THE POINT! SHE'S A DEMON! She's not gonna show up. *Crosses arms*
Girl: *looks at me nasty*
Man: *Takes picture*
Girl: WAIT I WASN'T READY!
Man: Tuff chizz, bye.
Girl: *Leaves mean mugging me*
Me: I REBUKE THOU!!!!!

#30 I wonder how the drama is on the #1 girl tour is O_O

disturbinglymindless — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 20:10:40 -0400

Ray: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
Roc: Ray, it's not a big deal.
Star: Right ray, it really isn't-
Ray: HOW COULD YOU ROC! MY OWN BROTHER!
Roc: DUDE!
Ray: NO! I mean, you know how I felt- I just can't believe you would do this....
Jacob Latimore: Sooooo.....
Myles: SHAME ON YOU BOTH! *shakes his finger at the two*
Prince: -_- You're not helping.
Myles: Oh shut-upppp!!! *sprays him with silly string*
Prince: WOULD YOU STOP THAT!!!
Myles: ^.^ Tee-hee.
Prod: *dancing in front of mirror* You guys lets just focus.....
Jacob Latimore: Yeah, I agree.....
Bahja: OH DON'T ACT SO INNOCENT PROD! I CAUGHT YOU AND STAR!
Ray: *spins around* YOU TOOO!!!
Prince: *Shaking head*
Myles: OHHH you did that with the both of them THATS JUST WRONG!
Ray: YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST! PRINCE! DID YOU EAT MY TACOS TOO?!?
Prince: NO I DON'T WANT YA NAAsssttyy Lil' tacos. I knew you'd be stingy with them in the FIRST place, Buying a 12 pack from taco bell, WHERE THEY DO THAT AT!?!? *Leaves dressing room*
Ray:
Prod:
Jacob latimore: *slowly leaves out*
Regina: *covering mouth in laughter*
Roc:
Bahja:
Myles: ........Shade. *Leaves*
Prod: Welllll.....bye *leaves*
Bahja: *looks at regina*
Regina: *looks at Bahja*
Both: *leaves*
Star: Ray-
Ray: NO! You betrayed me... *leaves dramatically*
Star: -_-
Just a lil sumthin....

I'm gonna try to have a new chapter up every Friday ^.^

disturbinglymindless — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 15:21:34 -0400

I started following you awhile ago and i never got time to read your trances so one day im gonna take an hour or 2 and read all of them i swear they are great a very accurate.

disturbinglymindless — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 15:11:02 -0400

AWE! Thank you! An easy way to do that is either going to the archive and clicking the first month I started :) -zoe

Screaming Hollywood: Introduction Part 1: The boys.

disturbinglymindless — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 14:34:44 -0400

Introduction (Part one) The boys:

Laughter was echoed throughout the empty giant house. And man was the house big! The house even had maids, who surly made sure that they did a PERFECT job. They wouldn’t stop cleaning untill the wooden floors sparkled and smelled the house with aromas of lemon.

“MAN!” The 6”2 giant exclaimed in laughter as he sat on his couch, his fingers dancing on the game controller he held. “YOU’RE CHEATING MAN!” He exclaimed.

“Please!” His mohawk friend exclaimed “You’re just hatin’ Roc!”

“Hatin!?” He gasped appaled. “Never that.” He smacked his lips. “Why would I even hate- NO!” He jumped from his couch.

“AHA!” The mohawked prodigy threw his arms in the air in victory. “I won! PAY UP!” He motioned his hand to Roc.

Roc grumbled, digging his hand in his pocket, jumbling around in there.

“You owe me-“

“I KNOW HOW MUCH WE BET! PROD!” He snapped back at him.

“Well….” Prod gasped somewhat offended by the attitude.

Roc rolled his eyes and finally managed to pull out his wallet out of his pocket. He opened it an retrieved a couple bills.

“Here!” He tossed some bills over his friends head.

“Aye! AYE! AYYYE!!!” The guy sprung up shaking the bills off of his head. “THIS AIN’T NO STRIP CLUB ROC!!! YOU CAN’T BE MAKING IT RAIN ON ME! I AIN’T BOUT THAT LIFE!”

Roc squeezed his eyes closed in laughter. “Whatever Prodigy.”

“Man, what’s WRONG with you…” Prod grumbled picking up the scattered bills with a small side smile.

“HEY! I’m HEERRREEE!” They heard a call seemingly coming from the front door.

“We’re in HERE!” Roc called back cupping his hands around his mouth.

“Would ya’ll QUIT YELLIN!? DAMN!” Prod exclaimed picking up the last scattered bills.

Roc squinted at Prod. “Don’t tell me what to do! MY house. MY rules!” He exclaimed snarling at his buddy.
“Now,” he got off of the couches arm he was currently sitting on and thwapped down the money his friend has just collected so it scattered everywhere. “Pick it up!”

Prod glared up at him irritated as his friend cheesed back as he began to pick up the bills.

“Wassup ya’ll!” The afro headed boy strutted in holding a couple shopping bags, wearing dark colored Raybans, looking pretty darker than useual.

Roc shook his head. “You have a shopping problem, you gone go broke!”

“I’MMA BREAK YOUR FACE!” He snapped back holding up a clenched fist.

Roc rolled his eyes at the comeback and walked over to the afro headed boy, stepping around an irritated Prodigy.

“What’d you buy anyway, Prince?” He said raising an eyebrow, examining the many multicolored shopping bag.

“I’ll show you!” He said with a smile setting down his shopping bags.

He grinned ear to ear removing various items from the bag, setting them on the couch.

“I bought a pair of boots…” He said placing them on the couch.

“some bracelets…” He tossed a couple pairs bracelets on the couch.

“Some outfits…” He emptied a bag, dumping it so clothes would fall out on the couch.

“Woah!” Roc’s eyes buldged out at the sight of the pile of clothes that were completly covering his couch.

“Why’d you get a PINK flannel!?” Prod question from on the floor.

“Because! It matches my pink nikes!” He said pulling out his shoes. “For the cancer awarness game!”

“Oh, I didn’t know you were actually gonna play, I thought you were just gonna go look pretty…” Prod chuckled airy.

“Whatever! Just count your money.” Prince snapped.

“Prince, would you get this stuff off my couch?!”

“WAIT!” Prince pleaded crumpling up a paper bag, tossing it across the room.

Roc glanced at the bag he just threw, eyeing it while prince was busy unwrapping his gifts to himself.

“You gonna pick that up!?!” Roc finally exclaimed breaking his stare.

“Yeah, Yeah, LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT!” He said with the exscitment of a small child on christmas.

“What is THAT?” Roc said staring at the mechanical contraption on princetons lap.

“Its a Keyboard shaped WAFFLE MAKER!!!!” He cheered in glee. “And it only cost me 500 DOLLARS!!!

”YOU BOUGHT AN EGG CRACKER!?” Prod shot up.

“YES! Imagine how EASY this is to USE!!!”

“BUT PRINCE! YOU DON’T COOK!” Roc blurrted out irratated.

“YES, but I EAT!” He pointed out. “And imagine how freshly cracked eggs would taste using this EZCracker!!!”

“PRINCE! THAT’S JUST RIDICOULUS! THOSE TOO ARE THE MOST STUPIDIST INVENTIONS I HAVE EVER SEEN-“

“HEY GUYS!” A guy with two long dangling braids walks in nonchalantly, cutting off roc’s rant. “OOOOH!” He slouched down on a chair. “Prince, you have a Keyboard waffle maker too!?!”

Roc and Prod both blinked plainly.

“Told you.” Prince blinked.

You really like the trance? :')

disturbinglymindless — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 12:19:35 -0400

YES MA’AM!!!! It was the best one anyone has ever submitted. Like, your crative. Like, I think you took a simple idea and molded it into a story. It’s not just some old thing someone did to get notes or make a story, it’s just actual thoughts.
Like, I don’t care much about notes, I check them to see if people thought they were funny or not, and some are hits and some aren’t. But what I noticed, is that people like it the shorter the better. And you do great on that. Like, your good at chopping the parts into sections. And thats what I need to work on :)

I Wonder What It Would Be Like If Mb's TOUR bus broke down in the Hood PT.2

tyrajohnson — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 22:29:00 -0400

THUG#1:”Nigga you was really playin a dude named Beavis?” * laughs*

Roc: *nods his head up and down* yup *smiles widely*

THUGS#2:”And oh let me guess your cuz david played butthead?” *smirks*

Roc: *shakes head back and forth* “Nope” *pops p* He played David cock, you get, *raises brows* “David… cock” *winks*

THUG#2&1: O.0 *stays silent*

Roc:*eyes widened* OOOHHH NO HOMO, NO HOMO!

THUG#2&1:o.0

Roc: *palms forehead and clears throat* Umm did I tell you guys we used guns? *speaks nervously*

THUG#1: *smiles widely* FORE REAL? What kind? AK 47, PISTOL,?? *brings arm around Rocs shoulder* AND OH! TELL ME WHAT KIND OF BULLETS YALL USED?? “

Roc:”o.0 Bullets? We used Bb guns? “

THUG#1&2:”BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” *Helds hands to there chest* “Man nigga stop playin, for real what kind of guns you guys use?”

Roc: *eyes shift back and forth* “Im not playin, we really used b&b guns”. * scrunches brows together*

THUG#1: 0.o *Clears throat* ”You really serious?” *cocks eye brow up*

Rpc: *nods head up and down*” Uhhh yeah…..”

THUG#2: *Kisses teeth* “Mannnnn you aint suppose to use that wack stuff, *shakes head back and forth* You supppose to use these kind of guns”.*Pulls out gun from the back of his pants*

THUG#1: *smirks*

Roc:*eyes widened* I-I-is that *gulps* REAL? O.0

THUG#2&1” *Looks confused* “Of course its real nigga”.

THUG#2: *Walks up to Roc with the gun in his hand* Why wouldnt it be?” *Shrugs his shoulders*

Roc: *gulps deeply* “I dont know”? O.0

THUG#1:*Smirks while looking at Roc up and down* “You ever handled a real gun before?” *half smiles*

Roc: what the hell, what kind of question is that, ughh let me just go with the flow *clears throat and smiles widely* “Of course I handled a real gun before!” *shruggs shoulders*

THUG#2: *Cocks eyes brow up* “Oh for real”? *nods head up and down*

Roc:”Pshhhhh, yeah, P_W gang is real, we trill, you dont want to mess with us!” *Smirks as he shakes his head back and forth*

THUG#1: *Seemed impressed* “Oh ight” *licks lips then looks at Thug#2 suspicoiusly*

THUG#2: *nods head at Thug#1* “Aye yo Roc” *brings eyes to Roc*

Roc:*cocks eyes brow up* “Yea”?

THUG#2: *Cocks gun back* Show me how fast you can shoot the trigger?” *hands Roc to gun*

Roc: o.0 *mumbles* “what”?

THUG#1:*Brings arm around Roc’s shoulder* “OH COME ON ROC, YOU SAID YOU WAS TRILL, WE JUST WANNA SEE HOW FAST YOU CAN SHOOT THE GUN”. *smiles widely*

Roc: * gulps deeply* “There arent no real bullets in it, are there?” *licks lips as he put his finger through the loop hole*

THUG#2: *Shakes head* “Psshhh noo, they aint real bullets”. *waves hand in the air*

Roc:*nods head nervously*”O-O-okay, I’ll do it”.

THUG#1&2: *smikrs*

Roc:*closes eyes as he slowly pulls trigger back*

BOOOMMMMM

*roc falls hard back wards on the ground from the impact*

Roc:”AHHHH YOU SAID THERE AINT NO REAL BULLETS IN IT, YOU LIEERRR!” *screams in pain as he held his arm since it hit the ground hard*

THUG#2&1: * Laughs*

THUG#1:”AND YOU SAID YOU YOU REALLY USED REAL GUNS BEFORE!” *playfully rolls neck*

Roc:*glares evilly at him as he stands up from the ground*”I really did use real guns before”.*kisses teeth*

THUG#2&1: *still laughing*

Roc:*huffs fustartingly* “FINE!” “I’LL JUST SHOOT THE GUN AGAIN, AND PROVE IT TO YOU!”

THUG#2&1: *Stops laughing and purses there lips together* “Go head”. *begins to luagh again*

Roc: *smirks* I aint fallin this time, *aims gun in the air, and get readys to pull the trigger*

IN THE STORE

Prince: *using both of his hands to push Prod’s back so they can leave*

Prod:”MAN, THE OWNER OF THIS STORE SUCKS, MAN IM GOING TO COMPLAIN, IM GOING TO COMPLAIN!” *eyes widened*

Ray:*rolls eyes as he huffs* “yeah, yeah, what eva Prod”. *walks to the exit door*

Prod:*kisses teeth as he scrunches his brows together in disbeliefe* “MAN DO YALL KNOW WHO I AM, I AM PRODIGY FROM MINDLESS BEHAVIOR!” “THE LEAD SINGER!”“I CAN DANCE AND SING, IM SEXY, I AM SEXXYY!”

Prince&Ray: -___-

Ray: *opens the door wide open so Prod and Prince can go first* “Prod just shut up so we can leave, the bus is probably fixed by now”.*speaks in annoyed tone*

Prod:*kisses teeth* *mumbles* “whatever”.

ALL THE BOYS LEAVE TO OUT SIDE SEEING ROC

Roc:”YEAHHHH THUG LIFEE BOOOOIIEEEEEE”!!!! *Shuts gun repeatedly while smiling hard*

Ray:o.0

Prince:o.0

Prod:o.0

THUG#2&1: *smirking*

Prince:”ROOCCCC WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!” *Screams in fear*

Roc:*eyes widened as he turns his body towards the rest of the boys, not know knowing he was still shooting* “what”?

Ray:”AAHHHHHH ROC YOUR STILL SHOOTING, STOP, STOP, STOP!!!” *Screams in fear as he began to duck with Prod and Prince*

Roc: *eyes widened* “Oh snap”.*brings gun to the ground while acceidantly shooting his foot*”AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GOT SHOT, I GOT SHOT, I GOT SHOT, I GOT SHOT!”*Falls to the ground in pain as he lets go of the gun*

Prince&Prod&Ray:*eyes widened* “ROOOCCC!” *runs over towards him as he lays on the ground*

THUG#2&1:*Looks scared as they run towards the gun, picking it up and running down the street*

Roc: *begins to cry as he had his hand on top of his foot* “I dont want to be thug life no more”.*sniffs as he brings his eyes to Princes*

Ray&Prod:*snickering*

Prince:*glares at Prod and Ray evilly as as he brung his hand ontop of Rocs head*

LMFAOOOOOO!! #Submission -zoe