Cute Blue Elephant
    Latrisha: Thank You for baby sitting lil Kris for us *Holding the baby*
    Princeton: Awe, It's no problem! We've got nothing better to do anyway-
    Roc: HAAA! I'M KILLING YOU PROD! *Playing a video gaame*
    Prod: >:( I'LL KILL YOUUU!!!!
    Latrisha: *Sheilds her baby*
    Prince: Don't mind them, they're ... just really into the game.
    Jerome: OH SNAP! They playin MADDEN!!! *Walks toward them*
    Latrisha: JEROME!
    Princeton: Hi lil fella.... My name's princeton *To the baby*
    Kris: Hi. *Laughs*
    Prince: O_O How old is this baby again???
    Latrisha: He's two.
    Prince: OH.
    Latrisha: He's kinda shy though, Here's a list I made for you *Set's down Kris and digs in purse*
    Jerome: OH SNAP! DID YOU SEE THAT PLAY!!! THAT'S SKILLS!
    Prod: THANK YOU!
    Roc: 9_9 WHATEVER! I'm STILL whoopin' you!
    Latrisha: *Hands him the list*
    Prince: Got it!
    Kris: *Shyly looking around*
    Latrisha: *Bends down to talk to kris* Mommy and Daddy are leaving to go on a date.... We'll be back in about an hour ok!?
    Kris: I go?
    Latrisha: No, you stay here and play with Mindless Behavior ok?
    Kris: *nods*
    Latrisha: Be a good boy ok?
    Kris: Ok :)
    Latrisha: *Kisses his forhead* Mommy loves you- JEROME! GET CHO BUTT OVA HERE AND TAKE ME OUT FA DINNER! I'M STARVIN! AND IT BETTER BE NO GOD DAMNED KFC EITHA! *To Kris* We'll see you later, hun!
    Prince: *Looks around awkwardly*
    Roc: *Try's not to snicker*
    Prod: *Into the game*
    Jerome: DANG! WOMAN! Don't yell at me in front of these kids! *Goes to Latrisha*
    Latrisha: Alright now, Bye! *Leaves*
    Jerome: Bye Kris, and erm, Boys, Don't tell nobody you saw that...mmk?
    Prod: Mmmm
    Prince: Sure
    Roc: Whatever...
    Jerome: *Closes door*
    Prince: *Turns to Kris* Hi lil fella!
    Kris: *Holds his arms up*
    Prince: You wanna be picked up?
    Kris: *Nods Head*
    Prince: Alrighty then *picks him up and walks him around to where prod and roc are playing* I've got some people you wanna meet.
    Roc: WHAT!?? NO!!!!
    Prod: *Snickers* Whose killing who now!?
    Prince: This is Prodigy, He's quite like you-
    Prod: * gets up and slams controller down* BOOOMMB! IN YO FACE! I WON!!! I WONN!!! *hits the dougie*
    Roc: -___-
    Prince: *looks at Kris* Well, when he want's to be....
    Kris: *Smiles*
    Prince: And this is Roc Royal, He's just....bad.
    Roc: Nu-uh!
    Prince: But, he's also friendly.
    Roc: What-it-do!!! *Shakes lil kris's hand*
    Ray-Ray: *Comes Out drying his hair with a towel* Hey, who won- *See's baby* Roc, why is princeton holding your son.
    Prod: *Bursts into laughter*
    Prince: *shakes his head*
    Roc: -_- You see a random baby in our hotel room and you automatically think it's MINE?!?
    Ray:
    Roc:
    Ray: .... So, whose the baby Mama?
    Roc: IT'S NOT MINES RAY!!!!
    Prod: * Suffocating of laughter*
    Prince: And this is Ray-Ray, he's silly.
    Kris: *Chuckles* Ah-hem!
    Ray-Ray: Don't be laughin at me! *Plays with kris's hand*
    Kris: *Laughs harder*
    Ray-Ray: Hey! Stop it! ;)
    Kris: *Laughs and pulls ray-rays hair*
    Ray-Ray: OWE!!! STOP IT!
    Kris: *tuggs it harder*
    Ray-Ray: GET THA LIL DEMON BABY OUT OF MY HAIR!
    Roc: *Bursts out in laughter*
    Prod: *Rolling on the floor*
    Princeton: RAY! HE'S NOT A DEMON BABY! *Tugs kris away from Ray-Ray*
    Ray-ray: WHATEVER! I think that babies evil....I've seen this happen in TV *Walks away from kris*
    Prince: This ain't t.v Ray!
    Roc: Yeah this ain't- WOAH! WHAT DOES HAVE IN IT'S MOUTH!?!
    Prince: OH SNAP! *Snatches the phone from it's mout*
    Roc: MY PHONE! *snatches it from princeton* EW! SLOBBER! EW! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GERMS ARE ON MY PHONE NOW!!!
    Ray-Ray: *Whispers* evil. Baby.
    Princeton: Are you ok lil fella *To kris*
    Roc: MY PHONE IS CONTAMINATED AND YOU ASK ABOUT THE DEMON BABY!!!?!?
    Prince: It's not a demon baby! -_-
    Ray: LOOK! It has PRODIGY PRACTICALLY CHOKING ON EVIL SPIRITS!
    Prince: -_- He's just laughing....
    Roc: WHATEVER! That baby is EVIIILLLLL!!!!! *Points at baby*
    Kris: *Starts crying*
    Prince: Awee, lil fella, they didn't mean it..
    Ray: *mummbles* I meant it...
    Prod: *catches it's breathe* It's alright, son...
    Roc: I'm sorry....
    Kris: *Keeps crying*
    Prince: Whats wrong?
    Kris: Hungry.. *sniffles*
    Roc: Get him the food his momma left.
    Prince: His momma didn't leave any food!
    Roc: BUT THEY WENT TO FEED THEMSELVES! That's dirty -_-
    Ray-Ray: I say we let the demon baby starve to death-
    Prince: RAY-RAY!!!
    Ray-Ray: *Shrugs*
    Prince: Come on lil fella, to the mini fridge *Leads him to the lil fridge*
    Kris: Hungry.
    Prince: I know, I know.... *Looks in the fridge* Hmm...we've got fish *looks at list* But you can't have that...umm, there's some taco-
    Ray-Ray: NO! NONONO! NO!!! NO!!!! NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!!!! *Get's up and rushes over and steals the container from princeton* You do NOT feed the demon baby my TACOS!
    Princeton: He's NOT a DEMON BABY!
    Ray-Ray: NO!!!
    Prod: Just let em eat a taco...
    Roc: He can eat my fish!
    Prince: He's allergic.
    Roc: But it's vellly vellly good and vellly vellly cheap!!!!
    Prince: -_- Go to bed.
    Roc: NO!
    Prince: anyway, Ray, just give him the taco...
    Ray-Ray: NO! THAT BABY IS EVIL!!!
    Prince: But look at it's witlle eyes-
    Ray-Ray: *Blinks* Evil doesn't phase me son. Even evil in BABY FORM!!!!
    Prince: GIVE HIM THE TACO!
    Ray-Ray: NO!!!
    Prod: Yeah, just give him the taco!
    Ray-Ray: There's some left over chiken in here-
    Prod: JUST GIVE HIM THE CHI *Thinks* HEEEEEEEECKKKSSS NO!!!! *Shoots up and rushes towards them and snatches Chicken container from Ray-Ray* DON'T NOBODY TOUCH MY CHICKEN!
    Ray-Ray: DON'T NOBODY TOUCH MY TACOS! ESPECIALLY A DEMON BABY!
    Prince: Ray! You know prods gonna win this! Just give him half the taco!
    Ray-ray: NO! AND THE TACOS HARD SHELL! YOU CAN'T CUT A HARD SHELL!!!!
    Prod: ITS PROBABLY SOGGY ANYWAY!
    Ray-Ray: YOUR MOM IS SOGGY!
    Prod: *Sets his chicken box down* WHAT YOU SAY?
    Ray-Ray: I SAID. "YOUR MOM. IS. SOG-GY!"
    Prod: *Pushs Ray down*
    Ray: *Laughing*
    Prince: GUYS! STOP IT! NOT IN FRONT OF THE BABY! COME ON! SPREAD THE PEACE!
    Roc: *Get's up to help princeton* HEY! KNOCK IT OFF!
    Ray-Ray: *Laughs harder*
    Prod: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!
    Ray-Ray: YOUR MOM IS FUNNY!!!!!!
    Prince: RAY! ENOGH!
    Kris: *Chewing* Mmmm!!!
    Boys: *Freeze and slowly turn around*
    Roc: UH-OH!
    Prod: THE HECK-
    Prince: KRIS NO!!!
    Ray-Ray: *whispers* Evil. Demon. Baby.
    Prod: *Get's up and goes after the baby*
    Prince: PROD NO! It'S JUST CHICKEN!!!
    Prod: JUST CHICKEN!!! JUST CHICKEN!?!! YOUR CHICKEN IS "Just Chicken" MY CHICKEN IS "THHEEEE CHICKEN!!!"
    Roc: He's got a poin-
    Prince: NO HE DOESN'T!
    Prod: *Swipes up kris*
    Prince and Roc: *Runs after prod*
    Prod: *Runs in room and locks the door*
    Prince: PROD NO!!!
    Roc: Dang.
    Prince: *looks at Ray-ray* YOU DIDN'T HELP!
    Ray-Ray: I was eatin a taco. And that baby is evil. *Bites taco*
    Roc: I wonder what he's gonna do to-
    Kris: *Cry's loud*
    Prince: PROD! HE'S NOT YOUR KID! STOP!
    2 hours later.
    Latisha: *comes in the suit* Thank's for watching little Kris.
    Ray-Ray: *mummbles* take your demon baby*
    Latrisha: What?
    Princeton: Don't mind him, he's insane. Kris was good. Everything went fine.
    Roc: Everything exept-
    Prince: *Covers his mouth*
    Prod: *still angry*
    Kris: MOMMMY!!! *Runs towards his mother*
    Latrisha: KRIS! Did you mis- OH! You need your diaper changed! I'll just go into the bathroom and change you *Picks him up and goes to the bathroom*
    Prince: O_O
    Roc: Ohh!
    Prod: *Still mad* -_-
    Ray-Ray: *snickers*
    Latrisha: ERM! *Comes out of the bathroom* Why is little kris's bottom...RED???
    Prince: See, well-
    Prod: He ate my chicken, so I spanked him.
    Ray-Ray: *Snickers louder*
    Latrisha: EXCUSE ME!
    Prod: HE ATE MY CHICKEN. SO. I SPANKED. HIM.
    Latrisha: JEROME DO YOU HEAR THIS!?
    Jerome: Yeah, was it the big piece?
    Prod: YEAH!!!
    Jerome: *Shakes his head* Damn, demon baby.
    Ray-Ray: TOLD YOU!!!
    Latrisha: NU-UH! LET'S GO! *Grabs Kris and goes out the door*
    Jerome: I'm sorry for the, you know-
    Latrisha: NOW JEROME!
    Jerome: I'M COMMIN! JEEZ! *Leaves*
    Prince: -_-
    Roc:
    Ray:
    Prod:
    Prince:
    Roc:
    Ray: Well, Roc, aren't you gonna go rescue your child from those people or...
    Roc: THAT AIN'T MY CHILD!!!
    Prod: *bursts into laughter*
    Prince: *shaking his head*



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