Have you ever had weird daydreams in school, and wondered how it would play out?
I have. If you have ANY requests, don;t be shy and leave us an ask. NO IMAGINES.
Latrisha:
Thank You for baby sitting lil Kris for us *Holding the baby*
Princeton:
Awe, It's no problem! We've got nothing better to do anyway-
Roc:
HAAA! I'M KILLING YOU PROD! *Playing a video gaame*
Prod:
>:( I'LL KILL YOUUU!!!!
Latrisha:
*Sheilds her baby*
Prince:
Don't mind them, they're ... just really into the game.
Jerome:
OH SNAP! They playin MADDEN!!! *Walks toward them*
Latrisha:
JEROME!
Princeton:
Hi lil fella.... My name's princeton *To the baby*
Kris:
Hi. *Laughs*
Prince:
O_O How old is this baby again???
Latrisha:
He's two.
Prince:
OH.
Latrisha:
He's kinda shy though, Here's a list I made for you *Set's down Kris and digs in purse*
Jerome:
OH SNAP! DID YOU SEE THAT PLAY!!! THAT'S SKILLS!
Prod:
THANK YOU!
Roc:
9_9 WHATEVER! I'm STILL whoopin' you!
Latrisha:
*Hands him the list*
Prince:
Got it!
Kris:
*Shyly looking around*
Latrisha:
*Bends down to talk to kris* Mommy and Daddy are leaving to go on a date.... We'll be back in about an hour ok!?
Kris:
I go?
Latrisha:
No, you stay here and play with Mindless Behavior ok?
Kris:
*nods*
Latrisha:
Be a good boy ok?
Kris:
Ok :)
Latrisha:
*Kisses his forhead* Mommy loves you- JEROME! GET CHO BUTT OVA HERE AND TAKE ME OUT FA DINNER! I'M STARVIN! AND IT BETTER BE NO GOD DAMNED KFC EITHA! *To Kris* We'll see you later, hun!
Prince:
*Looks around awkwardly*
Roc:
*Try's not to snicker*
Prod:
*Into the game*
Jerome:
DANG! WOMAN! Don't yell at me in front of these kids! *Goes to Latrisha*
Latrisha:
Alright now, Bye! *Leaves*
Jerome:
Bye Kris, and erm, Boys, Don't tell nobody you saw that...mmk?
Prod:
Mmmm
Prince:
Sure
Roc:
Whatever...
Jerome:
*Closes door*
Prince:
*Turns to Kris* Hi lil fella!
Kris:
*Holds his arms up*
Prince:
You wanna be picked up?
Kris:
*Nods Head*
Prince:
Alrighty then *picks him up and walks him around to where prod and roc are playing* I've got some people you wanna meet.
Roc:
WHAT!?? NO!!!!
Prod:
*Snickers* Whose killing who now!?
Prince:
This is Prodigy, He's quite like you-
Prod:
* gets up and slams controller down* BOOOMMB! IN YO FACE! I WON!!! I WONN!!! *hits the dougie*
Roc:
-___-
Prince:
*looks at Kris* Well, when he want's to be....
Kris:
*Smiles*
Prince:
And this is Roc Royal, He's just....bad.
Roc:
Nu-uh!
Prince:
But, he's also friendly.
Roc:
What-it-do!!! *Shakes lil kris's hand*
Ray-Ray:
*Comes Out drying his hair with a towel* Hey, who won- *See's baby* Roc, why is princeton holding your son.
Prod:
*Bursts into laughter*
Prince:
*shakes his head*
Roc:
-_- You see a random baby in our hotel room and you automatically think it's MINE?!?
Ray:
Roc:
Ray:
.... So, whose the baby Mama?
Roc:
IT'S NOT MINES RAY!!!!
Prod:
* Suffocating of laughter*
Prince:
And this is Ray-Ray, he's silly.
Kris:
*Chuckles* Ah-hem!
Ray-Ray:
Don't be laughin at me! *Plays with kris's hand*
Kris:
*Laughs harder*
Ray-Ray:
Hey! Stop it! ;)
Kris:
*Laughs and pulls ray-rays hair*
Ray-Ray:
OWE!!! STOP IT!
Kris:
*tuggs it harder*
Ray-Ray:
GET THA LIL DEMON BABY OUT OF MY HAIR!
Roc:
*Bursts out in laughter*
Prod:
*Rolling on the floor*
Princeton:
RAY! HE'S NOT A DEMON BABY! *Tugs kris away from Ray-Ray*
Ray-ray:
WHATEVER! I think that babies evil....I've seen this happen in TV *Walks away from kris*
Prince:
This ain't t.v Ray!
Roc:
Yeah this ain't- WOAH! WHAT DOES HAVE IN IT'S MOUTH!?!
Prince:
OH SNAP! *Snatches the phone from it's mout*
Roc:
MY PHONE! *snatches it from princeton* EW! SLOBBER! EW! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GERMS ARE ON MY PHONE NOW!!!
Ray-Ray:
*Whispers* evil. Baby.
Princeton:
Are you ok lil fella *To kris*
Roc:
MY PHONE IS CONTAMINATED AND YOU ASK ABOUT THE DEMON BABY!!!?!?
Prince:
It's not a demon baby! -_-
Ray:
LOOK! It has PRODIGY PRACTICALLY CHOKING ON EVIL SPIRITS!
Prince:
-_- He's just laughing....
Roc:
WHATEVER! That baby is EVIIILLLLL!!!!! *Points at baby*
Kris:
*Starts crying*
Prince:
Awee, lil fella, they didn't mean it..
Ray:
*mummbles* I meant it...
Prod:
*catches it's breathe* It's alright, son...
Roc:
I'm sorry....
Kris:
*Keeps crying*
Prince:
Whats wrong?
Kris:
Hungry.. *sniffles*
Roc:
Get him the food his momma left.
Prince:
His momma didn't leave any food!
Roc:
BUT THEY WENT TO FEED THEMSELVES! That's dirty -_-
Ray-Ray:
I say we let the demon baby starve to death-
Prince:
RAY-RAY!!!
Ray-Ray:
*Shrugs*
Prince:
Come on lil fella, to the mini fridge *Leads him to the lil fridge*
Kris:
Hungry.
Prince:
I know, I know.... *Looks in the fridge* Hmm...we've got fish *looks at list* But you can't have that...umm, there's some taco-
Ray-Ray:
NO! NONONO! NO!!! NO!!!! NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!!!! *Get's up and rushes over and steals the container from princeton* You do NOT feed the demon baby my TACOS!
Princeton:
He's NOT a DEMON BABY!
Ray-Ray:
NO!!!
Prod:
Just let em eat a taco...
Roc:
He can eat my fish!
Prince:
He's allergic.
Roc:
But it's vellly vellly good and vellly vellly cheap!!!!
Prince:
-_- Go to bed.
Roc:
NO!
Prince:
anyway, Ray, just give him the taco...
Ray-Ray:
NO! THAT BABY IS EVIL!!!
Prince:
But look at it's witlle eyes-
Ray-Ray:
*Blinks* Evil doesn't phase me son. Even evil in BABY FORM!!!!
Prince:
GIVE HIM THE TACO!
Ray-Ray:
NO!!!
Prod:
Yeah, just give him the taco!
Ray-Ray:
There's some left over chiken in here-
Prod:
JUST GIVE HIM THE CHI *Thinks* HEEEEEEEECKKKSSS NO!!!! *Shoots up and rushes towards them and snatches Chicken container from Ray-Ray* DON'T NOBODY TOUCH MY CHICKEN!
Ray-Ray:
DON'T NOBODY TOUCH MY TACOS! ESPECIALLY A DEMON BABY!
Prince:
Ray! You know prods gonna win this! Just give him half the taco!
Ray-ray:
NO! AND THE TACOS HARD SHELL! YOU CAN'T CUT A HARD SHELL!!!!
Prod:
ITS PROBABLY SOGGY ANYWAY!
Ray-Ray:
YOUR MOM IS SOGGY!
Prod:
*Sets his chicken box down* WHAT YOU SAY?
Ray-Ray:
I SAID. "YOUR MOM. IS. SOG-GY!"
Prod:
*Pushs Ray down*
Ray:
*Laughing*
Prince:
GUYS! STOP IT! NOT IN FRONT OF THE BABY! COME ON! SPREAD THE PEACE!
Roc:
*Get's up to help princeton* HEY! KNOCK IT OFF!
Ray-Ray:
*Laughs harder*
Prod:
YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!
Ray-Ray:
YOUR MOM IS FUNNY!!!!!!
Prince:
RAY! ENOGH!
Kris:
*Chewing* Mmmm!!!
Boys:
*Freeze and slowly turn around*
Roc:
UH-OH!
Prod:
THE HECK-
Prince:
KRIS NO!!!
Ray-Ray:
*whispers* Evil. Demon. Baby.
Prod:
*Get's up and goes after the baby*
Prince:
PROD NO! It'S JUST CHICKEN!!!
Prod:
JUST CHICKEN!!! JUST CHICKEN!?!! YOUR CHICKEN IS "Just Chicken" MY CHICKEN IS "THHEEEE CHICKEN!!!"
Roc:
He's got a poin-
Prince:
NO HE DOESN'T!
Prod:
*Swipes up kris*
Prince and Roc:
*Runs after prod*
Prod:
*Runs in room and locks the door*
Prince:
PROD NO!!!
Roc:
Dang.
Prince:
*looks at Ray-ray* YOU DIDN'T HELP!
Ray-Ray:
I was eatin a taco. And that baby is evil. *Bites taco*
Roc:
I wonder what he's gonna do to-
Kris:
*Cry's loud*
Prince:
PROD! HE'S NOT YOUR KID! STOP!
2 hours later.
Latisha:
*comes in the suit* Thank's for watching little Kris.
Ray-Ray:
*mummbles* take your demon baby*
Latrisha:
What?
Princeton:
Don't mind him, he's insane. Kris was good. Everything went fine.
Roc:
Everything exept-
Prince:
*Covers his mouth*
Prod:
*still angry*
Kris:
MOMMMY!!! *Runs towards his mother*
Latrisha:
KRIS! Did you mis- OH! You need your diaper changed! I'll just go into the bathroom and change you *Picks him up and goes to the bathroom*
Prince:
O_O
Roc:
Ohh!
Prod:
*Still mad* -_-
Ray-Ray:
*snickers*
Latrisha:
ERM! *Comes out of the bathroom* Why is little kris's bottom...RED???
Prince:
See, well-
Prod:
He ate my chicken, so I spanked him.
Ray-Ray:
*Snickers louder*
Latrisha:
EXCUSE ME!
Prod:
HE ATE MY CHICKEN. SO. I SPANKED. HIM.
Latrisha:
JEROME DO YOU HEAR THIS!?
Jerome:
Yeah, was it the big piece?
Prod:
YEAH!!!
Jerome:
*Shakes his head* Damn, demon baby.
Ray-Ray:
TOLD YOU!!!
Latrisha:
NU-UH! LET'S GO! *Grabs Kris and goes out the door*
Jerome:
I'm sorry for the, you know-
Latrisha:
NOW JEROME!
Jerome:
I'M COMMIN! JEEZ! *Leaves*
Prince:
-_-
Roc:
Ray:
Prod:
Prince:
Roc:
Ray:
Well, Roc, aren't you gonna go rescue your child from those people or...